I’m looking at the comments of that food post, and half of them are like:
>Statement to say about the test in general
>Ends with ‘Fuck yeah, I’d paint with Idris’.
person: so what season 2 characters do you like
food can give me diarrhea but sex doesn’t so i have a clear choice
THEY DID IDRIS VS. BACON ON PURPOSE!!
I FEEL SO CONFLICTED BECAUSE I JUST KEEP RESPECTING THEIR REAL LIFE RELATIONSHIPS AND THINGS AND KEEP PICKING THE FOOD BECAUSE I DON’T WANT THEM STOLEN AWAY FROM THEIR LIVES AS IF THAT WAS EVEN POSSIBLE.
In other news of fucking course I would give up bacon for a pleasant afternoon of neighborly hard labor with Idris Elba BRB let’me just grab this six-pack and some painters tape.
I feel awful, because the only time I find myself picking the guy is if it’s for food I don’t like. And this is especially because half the options for the guys are just so meh. And I don’t mean that I wouldn’t sleep with them.
Like, I love grilled cheese and I would totally bang Ryan Gosling. But… The option isn’t ‘eat grilled cheese’ or ‘bang Ryan Gosling’. It’s ‘hang out with Ryan Gosling for 15 minutes alone in a subway’. I don’t fucking know what I’d say. I don’t know Ryan Gosling. I’d probably say nothing the entire time until one of us reached the stop. I’ll take the fucking grilled cheese.
Although, whether I liked bacon or not, I will paint with Idris. Sex or not. We are painting! That would be fun as shit!
I’m going through the Walking Dead game tag, and it’s just so funny. Because I’ll go through and I’ll just see a post of someone being completely emotionally wrecked by what went down, but then a few pages later, find the exact same person excited going, “Oh my god! New chapter! This is going to be fun!” They didn’t know.
But nothing beats the people who post stuff as they play and say things like, “That decision isn’t going to effect me later. I’m sure things will be fine.”
They don’t know yet.
THEY DON’T KNOW THAT NOTHING IS EVER GOING TO BE OKAY!
Luke and Kenny fighting
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