We were shooting a scene and Chris Evans is in front of me, and Anthony Mackie is there, and she (Scarlett Johansson) is sitting next to me … I hadn’t eaten anything so my stomach started like really turning in the car. And she’s like “What’s the matter man, like are you hungry or something?” And I’m like “Yeah, I’m starving, I didn’t get to eat.” And she starts screaming out “Max is really hungry! Max is REALLY hungry, he wants a sandwich — what do you want?” I’m like “Why are you screaming like that?” “He wants a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!” She starts screaming so hard, I’m like WHY is she doing this? And then the sandwich comes and she … eats more than half of the sandwich. And I’m like “So, it was really…?” “I didn’t wanna say that I was hungry, so it was just easier if I tell everybody that you’re hungry.
Max Hernandez on how Scarlett Johansson ordered him a sandwich and then promptly ate most of it - Source: Variety Latino (via ajacquelineofalltrades)

5targuitar:

sammneiland:

xpsychohogx:

korillaz:

are you fucking kidding me  

gO FIX IT

rolls up sleeves.

please fix this

Tumblr actually managed to make Bieber’s inclusion into a 50/50 possibility, while Daft Punk is 65/35.

Damn, Tumblr, you scary.

robscorner:

45-Min. White Mage from Mario Hoops cuz superpietepiet whispered in my ear on Twitter.

robscorner:

45-Min. White Mage from Mario Hoops cuz superpietepiet whispered in my ear on Twitter.

kpoptrollogy:

proper way to eat pizza

donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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graphiteknight:

Little request idea from a Smash thread.
In the land of shorties, the little guy is king.

graphiteknight:

Little request idea from a Smash thread.

In the land of shorties, the little guy is king.

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dancinglashatumbai:

the gay agenda

or as i call it

the homoschedule 

Sister on the phone: I swear, I'm so stressed, I could jump out a window.
4-year-old Niece (her daughter): *gasp* Mommy, no! That's dangerous!
sneakyfeets:

THE DARK DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN TO MEET AND LEARN SURPRISING FACTS ABOUT THE MAGNIFICENT ANIMALS THAT LIVE THERE ALL THROUGH THE CAPTIVATING COLORFUL PAGES OF ZOOBOOKS

sneakyfeets:

THE DARK DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN TO MEET AND LEARN SURPRISING FACTS ABOUT THE MAGNIFICENT ANIMALS THAT LIVE THERE ALL THROUGH THE CAPTIVATING COLORFUL PAGES OF ZOOBOOKS